Not Me! Monday
Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
This week:
I did NOT come home from shopping to find a leg bone on my front porch. This was NOT a rather large leg bone from a deer that was obviously left in the woods by a hunter only to be found by my hound dog and dragged up and deposited right in front of the door.
I did NOT less than an hour after getting rid of said bone open the front door and see yet another bone. This one was NOT a foot bone deposited right in front of the door yet again.
My dog does NOT suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder to the point that he brings absolutely everything that should not be in the woods up to our front porch. I do NOT love the fact that he usually brings up every little piece of trash which makes my life easier in that I don’t have to go back and collect this trash myself.
I did NOT twitter about this and not only this but the fact that our forestry is getting a bad name by being the dumping grounds not only for murderers but now obviously the hunters in our area when they have no place else to dispose of their animal carcasses.
This does NOT gross me out in the least.
I did NOT get stung by a wasp in a very private area while making dinner. This is NOT the only time I’ve been stung while preparing a meal in our kitchen. Just last summer I was NOT stung when a wasp flew down my shirt and got into my bra. What is it with these bugs and my girl parts?
I am NOT sitting here in my great room listening to a pack of wild coyotes carry on in my front yard. This is NOT completely freaking out my little doggies and causing them much stress.
My “not so bright” hound dog is NOT sitting on the front porch wondering what in tarnation is going on. Seriously I looked out the window and there he sits eyeing the front yard instead of being the almighty protector he was hired to be. (And I’m wondering what lovely animal carcass will be on my front porch by morning)
I did NOT just link up to Mr. Linky and almost had a heart attack to see myself in one of the top spots. I seriously just came out from getting dressed and ready to shop (talk about good timing). I am now running out the door to grocery shop. I promise to read NMM’s as soon as I’m back.
