Not Me! Monday
To play along with us write a post about all the things you “didn’t” do this week then go to My Charming Kids and add your name to Mr. Linky at the bottom of her “Not Me Monday” post.
This week:
• I did NOT spend half my week blowing gallons of snot into my NOT so soft tissues hoping that my nose didn’t fall completely off my face or that I didn’t blow out chunks of brain tissue in the process of cleaning out my obviously very large sinus cavities.
• I did NOT pretreat myself with oodles of breathing treatments in the hopes that I wouldn’t have asthma issues with this cold. I think instead of helping it only made matters worse by opening up those airways to allow all the junk previously in my head to make its way into my lungs so that now I’m NOT blowing snot everywhere but coughing it all out everywhere. This is NOT really grossing me out. I am NOT a big weiner of an RT when it comes to adult snot and boogers.
• I did NOT have a wonderful birthday dinner out with my entire family (except my Britt who couldn’t make it down) at The Coachman. My sneaky brother did NOT sneak off to the bathroom with my nephew right before the restaurant staff came to sing us both “Happy Birthday”. I mean how fair is that really? I was NOT just a little embarrassed to be the center of attention. I was NOT thankful that Christopher and Cory did NOT “pretend” kiss in front of the whole restaurant like they did on a previous birthday bash for me.
• My Christopher did NOT completely surprise me with a pretty little pink gift bag that he somehow managed to keep secret from me in my own house for nearly 2 weeks.
• He did NOT get me a new iPod in my very favorite color at the moment (and a mushy card)
• I am NOT downloading iTunes at this very moment so that I can add my Twilight CD to my playlist first thing.
• I did NOT give my entire piece of chocolate cake with mousse filling in between 3 layers to my 2 boys of which my 7 year old with ADD ate the most (90%) of. This was NOT within 3 hours of his bedtime.
