Not Me Monday
* I did NOT beg and plead with my child to please want to go to zooboo. I’m afraid he may have outgrown it and he not wanting to go means he’s growing up.
* I did NOT feed my youngest doughnuts for breakfast every morning this week because I was lazy and did not want to have to prepare anything.
* I did NOT agree to take my stepdaughter shopping in the afternoon instead of morning so she could sleep in. When in reality I just wanted a few hours to spend blogging without interruption while everyone slept. Nope, that would mean I really am addicted to my blog and Chris may have to send me to rehab after all.
* I did NOT jump for joy because with it being fall break there were not any soccer games, so therefore also no soccer practice. That means I don’t have to go sit in the cold. I hate the cold.
* I did NOT put peanut butter on the top of my doggies snout then sit back and watch her try to lick it off knowing this wasn’t at all possible. What cheap entertainment.
* I did NOT order a very pink “Twilight” shirt from Zazzle.com to wear to movie night with the girls at work when the movie premiers. Nope that would seem immature since these books were truly written for teens/young adults. I can’t help it, I’m addicted.
* I did NOT threaten to purchase my hubby one of the other shirts I found that says: “I don’t understand why my girlfriend keeps throwing glitter at me and calling me Edward”.
